I know it’s hard to believe that its already been a year….it soon will be. The greatest spectacle this side of the Mississippi north of the Ohio River south of Lake Erie West of the Sandusky River East of Freddy’s Car Wash north of Ballville  South of the CSYC next to the hospital….it is back!!! Yes my friends I am talking about….

The 2nd Annual Fremont 4th of July Downhill Office Chair Race

We had so much fun (those who raced and those who watched) that we just couldn’t disappoint this year. If the rumors are true…this year will be bigger and better than last year. For those of you who did not get to witness or participate in the inaugural race last 4th of July, this is your chance. Show up Stand up and grab your lawn chairs blankets picnic baskets and red solo cups!!!!!!!!!!    Fremonters get ready… stand by… to see the unbelievable. Be prepared to be entertained or humiliated whichever comes first.  Grab that old office chair out of the basement attic or garage…or borrow your bosses. ..Return condition not guaranteed. It’s time to start having fun in this city of ours.

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Sound like Fun???? Of course it does! Aren’t you tired of the same old 4th of July activities??? Well get off your ass and join in the fun. Read on for info…. The Date and Time 4th of July  10am. Location (see course below) THE OFFICE CHAIRS Each competitor will ride a non-motorized version of a modified office chair. That’s right every racer must begin as an ordinary office chair. This is where the similarity from office chair to racing vehicle ends. The racer must have the following but not limited to… at least 2 wheels and the seat. This is where rules end. Optional accessories may include but not limited to; more wheels, steering wheel or handle bar, streamers, flags, rockets, desk, sail, sidecar, passenger and breaks if you like… you get the point? And that point is… there is no point. Any modification you can dream up is acceptable…except the unacceptable…motor. You may choose to build from the office chair or start off with an existing form of transportation such as skateboard, tricycle, lawnmower, wheelchair, dolly or the famous radio flyer.  Then add the office chair to it. The Rules (What Rules) Aside from following and the above guidelines you should be at least 16 (don’t need to act like it)(not mandatory though); each racer may receive a 1 step push from a friend. The rest is left up to gravity and the survival skills of the racer. The first one to cross the finish line is the winner. If there are more entries than room to run, there will be heats with the top racers to compete in the championship race. However there will be at least 1 All competitors all out no holds bar race to survive; final race….Provided the office chairs and drivers survive the first races. Helmets encouraged but not mandatory…so are knee pads, elbow pads, pillows, vicoden, alcohol, bubble wrap  …etc. The Prizes Other than bragging rights until the next year…I’ll think of something. The categories for prizes are…but not limited to; 1st Place Championship Race 1st Place All out no holds bar Survival Race Best original design Office Chair Craziest Office Chair And 1 “I just couldn’t make it to the bottom” conciliation prize….TJ J Or…whatever I say is a prize….. The Course Memorial Pkwy … You got it next to hospital….just in case, Yes the brick road. The race will start off just before the crest of the hill and finish slightly past the bottom. Note: this race is unofficial and this is a street…. This is a One Way Street…and thats good…we’ll only be going One Way (hopefully). On lookers are encouraged to slow traffic 🙂

Office Chair Race Location

The Goal To have as much fun as possible, survive uninjured and entertain the public and yourselves! Disclaimer By participating in this event either by competing or viewing you agree not to hold the organizers (me) or anyone other than yourself responsible for any type of injury that may occur or any embarrassment you might feel. So get to work!!! See you at High Noon! …..I mean 10:00 or if you want the pre-game at the CSYC for Bloody Mary’s!!!!   WHO’S IN Tim